BigTurd Car Repair

About

Welcome to BigTurd Auto, where our team of "expert" mechanics will guarantee your car leaves our shop in worse shape than when you brought it in! Our motto is simple: if it ain't broke, we'll break it... and then charge you an arm and a leg to fix it! Our "state-of-the-art" facilities are equipped with the latest in car-wrecking technology, and our staff is trained in the art of creating new problems where none existed before. From faulty brake pads to mysterious engine noises, we'll find a way to make your car need "repairs" you never had problems with before and for the small fee of 3x the norm, because we don't value our customers just their money?? 💰